This Post Reeks of ADD and I’m Sor— BUNNY!!!

Sorry for being lame and not blogging yesterday… or Saturday… I know you all must have thought that I hated you and resented you all for something, but stop being so desperate, Duckies! Have faith in my love for you!

I could say that I just needed some “me time”, but that’s not even the case. My two day blogging silence was the result of two things: Exhaustion and Nothing to Write About.

The exhaustion came from a weekend full of late nights (like 4AM late) and NO, IT DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH 4/20. GOSH.

Seriously, though, I don’t smoke, much to the disappointment of many a friend, but I do drink a lot of wine, so it all works out. That sentence had way too many commas.

Gosh, Emelie. What the heck is the point of this post? What ever happened to that Chicken that you wanted? Is that Robin still slamming into your window every morning?? 

Answers: Jay-Z is still not for sale. 🙁 That Robin? Holy frack. I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually wished harm upon an animal.

I’ve tried everything!! I put up decorations in the windows – which included Jane Austen postcards and my collection of vinyl records – but nothing helped. The bird just thought “SCREW YOUR LITERARY POSTCARDS! I HATE FRANK SINATRA AND ARETHA FRANKLIN!!! WHY THE HECK DO YOU OWN THE COMPLETE SOUNDTRACK TO SHAFT ON VINYL???”

And all I could do was to yell back “STOP ATTACKING MY HOUSE – AND THAT SOUNDTRACK WAS A GIFT!!!”

Needless to say, my mornings have been eventful.

Anyway, Duckies… How was your weekend?

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21 Responses to This Post Reeks of ADD and I’m Sor— BUNNY!!!

  1. Oceana says:

    Emilie, this is a riot, duckie! Thank you for a great laugh. I can tell I’m going to enjoy following your blog.

  2. The birds start chirping next to my window at about 4:30 am… and I am a light sleeper. I got a chuckle out of your post:)

  3. I laughed reading this! Sounds like a day in my house. Have you put anything on the outside of the window? Things on the inside won’t always stop it from reflecting – your dear birdie may be attacking another bird he’s seeing. So, putting something on the outside of the window could do the trick. Keep writing!

  4. That was hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh this afternoon.

    Glad we met via UBC. Cheers!

  5. A.J. Goode says:

    I nominated you for the Liebster Award! Please check out my post for the details:

  6. filbio says:

    Maybe mount a fake owl in the window. Seems to be what some here in the city do to keep the pidgeons away. That, or invest in a shotgun!

  7. Amber says:

    Ahh yes, I always am wishing that John Krasinski was for sale too. So I get it.

  8. Maybe you need to duct tape a pillow to the outside of your window.

  9. Jean says:

    Haha. You and your Robin commentary just made me laugh out loud AND spit out my coconut water. You’re a funny lady, miss.

    I know you hate that bird right now, but I hope it is ok :/ Poor things got hollow little bones. No, I will not feel bad for a trifling bird. Let’s hope it finds a new blogger to harass.

    Shaft? Seriously? Hehe. I’m a little jealous of the Jane Austen postcards–those are my kind of postcard.

    Hope you got some sleep, party animal. I would give you a hard time about getting home at 4am…. but I did the same this weekend 🙂 Yay for social

  10. Cute and funny!! I wish more birds would fly outside my window! My weekend was great too, and I love wine! Glad to connect!

  11. Tracie says:

    Have you seen that movie Failure to Launch? There is a character who has a little issue with a persistent mockingbird. At least you won’t feel quite so alone. Hopefully your Robin will move on to bother someone else soon.

  12. Petra says:

    Dumbass Robin, showing up the rest of your kind. Did your mum have a date with a pigeon or summats? lols This post made me laugh loud enough to get worried looks off my hubby. Thanks for making me smile

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