The other day, Fiancé was driving me to work with our dog, Gio, in the back seat. We take Gio with us because he loves the car rides and he can’t be trusted when there is butter somewhere in the house, which there almost always is. Anyway, it was one of those rare times when all three of us were just kind of sitting quietly, which for some people is fine, but for me, never lasts too long because I inevitably make myself start laughing, which is what happened right before this conversation:
Fiancé: What are you giggling at?
Me: Well, we’re just sitting here not talking, and I was thinking about scenes like that in movies where everyone is just kind of sitting quietly and then the camera pans from person to person and you hear what’s going on inside their head, you know?
Me: So I was thinking about what it would sound like if someone did that to us right now.
Me: Well, it would go to Gio and he’d be all “OH MY GOD, THERE’S SNOW EVERYWHERE, LOOK AT THE SNOW! OH! WHAT’S THAT? DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT THING? HEY, YOUR FACE SMELLS GOOD. WAIT, TURN LEFT HERE, WE NEVER TURN LEFT HERE, I BET THERE’S SOMETHING FUN THAT WAY!” And then it would go to your head and it would be all “Numbers and math and what’s on my to-do list, blah, blah blah or whatever it is that you think about.”
Fiancé: Oh god… that’s what I sound like?
Me: Shush, we’re getting to the best one.
Fiancé: Right. What happens when we get to your head? Wait, let me guess…. Is it just the same as Gio’s?
Me: No. It would get to my head and it would just be “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE FIGHTS LIKE GASTON, NO ONE’S RIGHT LIKE GASTON, NO ONE’S NECK IS INCREDIBLY THICK LIKE GASTON’S! I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DEEEECOOORRRAAAATTTTING–”
Fiancé: Oh wow.
Me: And that’s when I started laughing. Except when you really think about it what would have happened when it got to my brain is that you would have heard me thinking about what was going on in everyone’s brain and then it would have been an endless loop of what we were all thinking, which is crazy.
Fiancé: Like a thought bubble inside of a thought bubble.
And then we returned to silence for the rest of the ride because I’m pretty sure it was too early for him to risk encouraging me. Plus, he would be spurring me on only to unleash me upon my co-workers and our customers, so really he was just doing his part to help keep the town safe. He’s a good person.
In other news, I just saw Beauty and the Beast last night and I loved it so much!! Go see it and then tweet me. We’ll talk.