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Good morning, Duckies!! So yesterday at work, I had a very strange series of conversations… Phone rings Me: Thank you for calling The Book Shop! This is Emelie. Older Woman: Yes, Hi! Is Michael there? Me: Oh, I’m sorry. He doesn’t work here … Continue reading
Okay, so Lisa Newlin has convinced me given me permission to audition for Blogger Idol. So now I need your help. Which post should I audition with? I’ve narrowed it down to these four: Why Bachelorette Parties Should Never Happen On … Continue reading
Alright, “Readers”! If you didn’t read yesterday (for shame, first of all), I’m doing a giveaway based on the idea of calling you guys something other than “readers” – the fun part is that you get to choose the name! … Continue reading
Okay, so today isn’t really a real post because I overslept and now I barely have any time at all to even think about what I’m writing, let alone actually take the time to write it all out. Face it, … Continue reading
Okay, folks. I got an iPhone 4. Yes, I know I’m behind the times, but I’m also poor, so stop judging me. The questions is this…. What case do I get? Dragon had bought me all those heavy duty you-can-spike-this-phone-like-a-football-without-hurting-it … Continue reading