Tag Archives: single

No. Please tell me this isn’t happening already.

A conversation I had with a customer yesterday: Her: Emelie, are you married? Me: No. Her: Do you have anyone? Me: …no. Her: Oh… why? Me: Why am I not married? Um… that’s a complica– Her: –You’re just so tall and … Continue reading

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To All You Bitter Singles Out There

Yesterday I posted a really quick post dealing with relationships and how my best friend “John Hamm” basically broke down every relationship any of us has ever had.  You should go check that out if you didn’t see it yesterday. I … Continue reading

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IKEA’s Match-making Services

So I just had a couch delivered to my apartment. It’s a pretty big deal, since I’ve never actually purchased furniture before. My furniture acquiring skills previously included “Hey! Bring your truck. I just found a mattress on the street … Continue reading

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I’m not totally sure what’s happening here, but I definitely don’t like it.

So I walked into my bedroom last night and found this: Obviously, I immediately took a picture and posted it on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, because frankly, I didn’t want to be alone with this anymore. So… Points to anyone … Continue reading

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