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You might follow me on Instagram, in which case, this is going to be a little redundant, but I just needed to make sure I share these images with as many people as possible because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. A … Continue reading
Last night (which was indeed a Tuesday…), John Hamm, Lemon and I got drunk and watched Jurassic Park. Yes, that is the perfect Tuesday. Except there were no tacos involved, which is what usually happens on our Tuesday evenings… This … Continue reading
Okay, so I have this thing where I really, really want an array of animals. Not just dogs or cats, though… I want goats, chickens, maybe a couple of sheep, too… I’m not so hot on having a cow or … Continue reading