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- Does this post make me a beauty blogger now?
- We got a new oven! …and I’m already banned from using it.
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- Current Obsession: A Pregnant Giraffe — Also new project and I need your help.
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- I cannot attend a march, but I can make hats.
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Tag Archives: Lemon
Okay, so last night, my good friend Lemon and I were sitting at the bar having a drink when we spotted this mega attractive guy at the table behind us. Naturally, we went into creepy mode and started trying to … Continue reading
For some reason, I’ve been thinking a lot about when John Hamm, Lemon, and I used to write these ridiculous diary posts about our now former co-worker, Greg. He was the best… And then he ran away because having girls … Continue reading
Hey, Duckies! I’m still in NYC, so John Hamm and Lemon took over my blog! Yesterday was just a preview of the ridiculousness that was to come into their lives… strap in, y’all. This ride is crazy. John Hamm: Welcome … Continue reading
Hey, Duckies!! Sorry for not posting yesterday. I’m currently in NYC for Book Expo and I wasn’t able to get to a computer all day, and my phone wouldn’t let me post either. I know, it was tragic for me, … Continue reading