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While I Have Your Attention, Overlords….

So earlier this morning, I was working on a new financial breakdown for the blog. It was very exciting, as I’m sure you can imagine. I’m pretty bad at marketing my own blog, compared to other people. Most of that is … Continue reading

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Maybe it’s not me, after all… maybe it’s just my face!

The Mr and I spent Thanksgiving weekend at my brother’s place and for some reason, we got to talking about our family’s faces. Like we all do. Me: Sister 1 has that perfect mom glare, though… it’s terrifying. Brother: Yeah, but Sister … Continue reading

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Oh, you know, just a normal day in my pants. OH WAIT NO.

Okay, so I know this isn’t a normal blog post day for me, but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SOME CRAZINESS JUST ENSUED AND I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. Okay, so I was sitting with The Mr and we … Continue reading

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I feel like we’re doing the whole “romantic sunset” thing wrong.

A conversation I had with The Mr in the car yesterday:  Me: Oooo… pretty sunset. It’s so weird to think that it’s all just pollution. The Mr: What are you talking about? Me: The sunset. The only reason it’s all colorful and pretty … Continue reading

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Seven things I’m thankful for (and NONE OF THEM ARE BRENDA)

I live in America and this Thursday we’re celebrating Thanksgiving. While I’m definitely not a huge fan of the history of this holiday, I am a fan of food and the general idea that we should set aside some time … Continue reading

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I’ll probably only be happy if I’m naked and living in the forest at this point: A rant.

I’ve been trying to shop more ethically lately and to also stop wasting as much because the world is on fire and I can feel better about myself and my choices when I see that my face wash is “cruelty … Continue reading

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It’s official: I’m becoming my father.

My parents are lively and active people. The word ‘retirement’ is akin to the most offensive of curse words in their eyes, I think. Over drinks when my dad was in town, he said: “I hate that word.” And I … Continue reading

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I’m Living with a Poop Ninja.

I just got home from work and I am so tired I can hardly move, not because it was a tiring day at work, but because I barely got any sleep last night. Because somebody won’t stop pooping on the carpet. We’re not … Continue reading

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The Titanic Was a Thing and A Movie Theater Is a Place.

I wasn’t going to do NaNoWriMo this year. I had a long list of perfectly good reasons not to do NaNoWriMo this year: Writing/editing 1 essay a week for submissions Editing two novels Updating this blog twice a week Keeping … Continue reading

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Fred Flinstone Is Missing and Now My Dog is Possessed.

The other night, we received our PupJoy box, full of goodies for the dogs, and one of the toys was this GIANT rubber squeaky bone covered in cloth that kind of looked like it was stolen from Fred Flinstone’s closet? … Continue reading

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