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It’s a Strange Form of Logic…

A conversation I had last night with Gumby: Me: Ugh… I’m so tired… I don’t know if I’ll make it home… Gumby: Just go outside and get a mouthful of sand. Me: … …what? Gumby: What? There’s no way you could … Continue reading

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Dinner at Gumby’s Means Weird Conversations. There’s No Way Around It.

Yesterday was Gumby’s birthday, so he cooked dinner for all of us (???) and it was delicious. The potatoes needed salt, but other than that, I was pleased. (You’re welcome, Gumby, my love.) Here are some snippits of conversations had … Continue reading

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The Sad Thing Is That This Was Sober Cooking.

Hello, my readers – My favorite people in the world. The people that think I’m funny. You are my stars. No, I don’t need money… However, if you feel so inclined, please email me for my mailing address. I accept … Continue reading

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You Know, for the Sake of the Story.

Before I get started on this post, I just wanted to remind you all to keep suggesting books for me to review! I’m almost done with Storm Front, and I cannot wait to find out what you guys make me … Continue reading

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