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“SCATTER!” -My Brain.

My Bestbian is on her way to visit me from Boston RIGHT NOW and I am beyond excited because I haven’t seen her since my wedding day (which was sadly the day I married someone other than her. Damn you, sexuality!) … Continue reading

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So… THIS HAPPENED. 

….WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! In equally unsettling news, #SundaySupdates, a live Q&A I do WHILST COOKING, is live and public this Sunday at 8pm! Most Sundays it’s just for the Patreon people, but the last Sunday of every month, I open it up … Continue reading

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I’m probably going to go to jail soon.

I am obsessed with a guy at my gym. Not in like a creepy sexual way, but in just a fascination way, because he looks exactly like Drake.   via GIPHY And I’m pretty sure his name is Jake. At … Continue reading

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Huskies: LITERALLY HAIR EVERYWHERE.

Gio had to go to the vet yesterday for his first ever teeth cleaning. I don’t normally have any anxiety over dentistry, but for him it felt different. They had to put him under, which surprised me at first, but then made … Continue reading

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Just doin’ my job, sir.

Today a child totally called me out when I lied to him, but in my defense, he was hitting his father to an obnoxious degree (aren’t all degrees obnoxious?) and using truth and reasoning wasn’t helping. Me: Alright kid, this … Continue reading

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FISH.

A conversation I had with The Mr as we were getting into bed: Me: Do you think fish ever get headaches? The Mr: I’m sorry, ‘do fish get headaches?’ Me: Or any animals, I suppose. Do animals get headaches? The Mr: I’ve … Continue reading

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And they shall call me “#Sedawson!” Wait. No.

For my birthday The Mr took me to see David Sedaris. He was performing, we didn’t pay him a visit or anything. It’s not like The Mr was all “Pack a picnic, darling, we’re off to visit with David!” and … Continue reading

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Just… keep me out of the kitchen.

So last night, The Mr and I were discussing our plan of attack for the evening. The dogs needed to go out, our thank you cards needed to be written from the wedding, dinner needed to be made and dishes … Continue reading

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I went to the gym and YES I AM OKAY.

Okay so last week I posted this on Instagram:   Dear God, what has happened to me? #IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing #gym #workout A post shared by Emelie Samuelson (@awkwardlyaliveblog) on Aug 1, 2017 at 4:37pm PDT And I’m not going to lie, … Continue reading

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Will you come hang out with me on Sunday?

I am terrified. I’ve decided to do a live Q&A on Sunday at 5pm EST via YouTube (I’ll tweet out a link and stuff that day) and I’m so scared that no one will show up. Will you come? Basically, … Continue reading

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