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- I’ll probably only be happy if I’m naked and living in the forest at this point: A rant.
- It’s official: I’m becoming my father.
- Ten minutes.
- I’m Living with a Poop Ninja.
- The Titanic Was a Thing and A Movie Theater Is a Place.
- Fred Flinstone Is Missing and Now My Dog is Possessed.
- Awkward Bodies, Big hearts.
- Being sick sucks.
- I’m not even allowed to think about watching Mindhunter.
- But then I realized that it was Friday the 13th and all of this seemed normal
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Today I am copping out of writing a post and instead doing a throw-back to the old days because I’ve decided that not cleaning my apartment for one more day might actually be illegal. So, in the spirit of productivity, … Continue reading
Happy Monday, readers!! Today is supposed to be my “get shit done” day around my apartment. So far, it’s 11:00 in the morning and all I’ve done is get dressed and sit in front of my computer. So… go me! … Continue reading
So… This isn’t a real post because shit got real and I can’t be funny right now… Don’t be worried. Everything will be fine, but my brain cannot handle telling you all how hilarious my life is lately, simply because … Continue reading
So, now that February is about halfway over, people are starting to get ready for Spring. This is fantastic, because that means it’s time for April Showers and May Flowers soon. I know it’s still about 6 weeks away, but … Continue reading
Hello Readers! This morning is a gray and rainy/snowy one in Ohio. Not ideal when you own a dog who only wants to play outside at all times. For as weirdly dumb as Gio can be, he’s actually really freaking … Continue reading
Okay, so I will keep this post brief, seeing as how I gave you all way more to read than usual with my Vegas stories from the past few days. Thank you for all of your comments, by the way! … Continue reading
I haven’t been sleeping soundly lately. I keep having anxiety dreams, and last night I woke up at 4:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep until after 6AM. It was awful. When I finally did fall asleep, I had another anxiety … Continue reading
Hi everyone! For reasons I don’t really feel like going into right now, I’m unable to write today. I don’t want to let you all down, though, so I thought I’d bring back an old post from back when I … Continue reading