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I’m Being Productive in My Real Life Today, Which Means I’m Being Lazy on the Internet.

Today I am copping out of writing a post and instead doing a throw-back to the old days because I’ve decided that not cleaning my apartment for one more day might actually be illegal. So, in the spirit of productivity, … Continue reading

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And Then Ohio Was All “SCREW YOU, SPRING, I WATCH GAME OF THRONES AND WINTER IS STILL COMING!!”

Happy Monday, readers!!  Today is supposed to be my “get shit done” day around my apartment. So far, it’s 11:00 in the morning and all I’ve done is get dressed and sit in front of my computer. So… go me!  … Continue reading

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Kili

So… This isn’t a real post because shit got real and I can’t be funny right now… Don’t be worried. Everything will be fine, but my brain cannot handle telling you all how hilarious my life is lately, simply because … Continue reading

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And Then I Woke Up With a Werewolf In My Bed and It Was Gross.

So, now that February is about halfway over, people are starting to get ready for Spring. This is fantastic, because that means it’s time for April Showers and May Flowers soon. I know it’s still about 6 weeks away, but … Continue reading

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He’s Smarter Than He Looks, People.

Hello Readers! This morning is a gray and rainy/snowy one in Ohio. Not ideal when you own a dog who only wants to play outside at all times. For as weirdly dumb as Gio can be, he’s actually really freaking … Continue reading

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For Shame, Gio. For Shame….

Okay, so I will keep this post brief, seeing as how I gave you all way more to read than usual with my Vegas stories from the past few days. Thank you for all of your comments, by the way! … Continue reading

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Dream-Dad, You Know What You’ve Done…

I haven’t been sleeping soundly lately. I keep having anxiety dreams, and last night I woke up at 4:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep until after 6AM. It was awful. When I finally did fall asleep, I had another anxiety … Continue reading

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Re-Posting is for Suckers.

Hi everyone! For reasons I don’t really feel like going into right now, I’m unable to write today. I don’t want to let you all down, though, so I thought I’d bring back an old post from back when I … Continue reading

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The Great Gio Escape of 2013

Hello Readers! Why do I feel like it’s been ages? Oh, because it’s been days. It’s crazy how writing six days a week makes missing just one of those days feel like weeks of absence. I’m back, though! So, on … Continue reading

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And the Caption Contest Winner Is….

Congratulations, Kate! You won the caption contest! Here is the final product that is now for sale in the store: Awkward Werewolf Boyfriend Problems by AwkwardlyAlive See more Awkward Posters I love it and I can’t stop laughing at it. … Continue reading

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