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Saying Goodbye to Suburbia

So, as many of you know, I am moving to Stars Hollow, CT tomorrow. TOMORROW.  I’M FREAKING THE FRACK OUT, DUCKIES.  And I’m totally ready. These past few days have been full of roller coaster-like emotions about the fact that … Continue reading

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Do You Guys Think There Are Gardening Gangs? I Think There Are Gardening Gangs.

Happy Monday, Duckies!! So…. I have news. I’m moving!! I’m leaving Suburbia, Ohio and heading off to “Stars Hollow” in Connecticut to fulfill my dream of becoming a Gilmore Girl! Now the only thing holding me back is that I … Continue reading

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It Was Either Murder… Or a Really Disappointing Birthday…

Okay, so I had to share this with you guys. As many of you know, I live in Suburbia. The crime rate here is pretty darn low. Well, every now and again something weird pops up among the sprinkling of … Continue reading

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This is What Happens When You Watch Too Much SVU.

Hello readers!! Today is going to be a great day, I can tell. First of all, I need to tell you all that Gumby got into Ohio State University’s Vet School!!! We’re all super proud of him. In fact, I’m … Continue reading

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That’s When I Decided That My Friends Are Scary Sometimes, but In That Funny Way.

My dear friend, Apollo, drives a car that might as well have come out of a cereal box. He’s driven this car since we were in high school, and I remember that when we were 16 and he first got … Continue reading

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