Tag Archives: connecticut

I’m not even allowed to think about watching Mindhunter.

Last night I took Gio out to go to the bathroom, but it was really dark and I got scared, so I only let him pee, which makes me a terrible dog owner, but in my defense I took him inside so that I … Continue reading

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Just doin’ my job, sir.

Today a child totally called me out when I lied to him, but in my defense, he was hitting his father to an obnoxious degree (aren’t all degrees obnoxious?) and using truth and reasoning wasn’t helping. Me: Alright kid, this … Continue reading

Posted in Conversations | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Super cute and then SUPER NOT CUTE.

Okay, so first of all, if you follow me on any social media channel, you know that the cutest thing in the world happened and her name is Aloy (yes, like Horizon Zero Dawn) and JUST LOOK AT HER.   … Continue reading

Posted in Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

We argue just like regular couples do.

Boyfriend and I don’t fight much, but we’ve been having the same argument over and over again for the past few months or so. It’s a fairly simple argument: I believe the toilet is haunted and he chooses to fall … Continue reading

Posted in Conversations, Ramblings | Tagged , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Goodbye Long Distance, Hello Neighbor

Don’t worry. I didn’t break up with Boyfriend and start dating my neighbor. That would be awful. Especially since my neighbor is an elderly woman with a herd of cows. No, my friends, Boyfriend is actually BECOMING MY NEIGHBOR. This … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 16 Comments

Giant Wild Ninja Turkeys, Everyone. Giant. Wild. Ninja Turkeys.

Okay, so disclaimer: I do not have the reflexes of a lightning fast cheetah, so I did not capture this moment on camera. You’re just going to have to trust me that it actually happened. I live on the second … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Connecticut is awesome and ticks are Satan’s curse on the world.

Okay, so I have so much to tell you all and I’ve missed writing this week. To be honest, it’s not that I haven’t had the time. Many of my friends and family will tell you that I’ve been bored … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Saying Goodbye to Suburbia

So, as many of you know, I am moving to Stars Hollow, CT tomorrow. TOMORROW.  I’M FREAKING THE FRACK OUT, DUCKIES.  And I’m totally ready. These past few days have been full of roller coaster-like emotions about the fact that … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Did someone say coffee?

Okay, so I haven’t abandoned you all. I know what it looks like, but it’s not true!! My web designer, Jackie Chan, is helping me come redesign the blog and make it look much nicer for you all. That’s right. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Do You Guys Think There Are Gardening Gangs? I Think There Are Gardening Gangs.

Happy Monday, Duckies!! So…. I have news. I’m moving!! I’m leaving Suburbia, Ohio and heading off to “Stars Hollow” in Connecticut to fulfill my dream of becoming a Gilmore Girl! Now the only thing holding me back is that I … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments