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- I’m not even allowed to think about watching Mindhunter.
- But then I realized that it was Friday the 13th and all of this seemed normal
- It’s GIVEAWAY TIME!
- So maybe I’m not marketable.
- We can do this.
- What even is “A Scissor” anyway?
- Gym Drake is my Unicorn: A Sequel
- “SCATTER!” -My Brain.
- So… THIS HAPPENED.
- I’m probably going to go to jail soon.
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Sorry for being lame and not blogging yesterday… or Saturday… I know you all must have thought that I hated you and resented you all for something, but stop being so desperate, Duckies! Have faith in my love for you! … Continue reading
Alright, Duckies, I need your help. For the past four days, I’ve been waking up to a Robin flying face first into my kitchen windows every three seconds, starting at 5AM. That’s right, guys, a freaking bird is trying to … Continue reading