I live in America and this Thursday we’re celebrating Thanksgiving. While I’m definitely not a huge fan of the history of this holiday, I am a fan of food and the general idea that we should set aside some time to acknowledge the things we are grateful for. So, I decided to make a list. Because I’M RELEVANT.
- Books. Where would I be without books?! seriously. I read them. I make a living talking about them. I write them. If books were to suddenly stop existing, my life as I know it would literally be over. I love books so much that my house might as well be built out of them. I came home today and The Mr was all “Is that more books in your hands?” when he saw the armful I was carrying. I just smiled and didn’t mention the fact that I had twice that in my backpack. (Shhh… he’ll never know!) And what’s not to love? They’re nice to hold, they teach me things, they’re basically time machines to other dimensions (TAKE THAT, SCIENCE) and they make great kindling when necessary! JUST KIDDING DON’T WORRY I WOULD NEVER BURN A BOOK, GOSH. (Okay, maybe we shouldn’t be so extreme to go so far as to say never. I mean, if a man was holding my family hostage and told me that they were all going to die unless I set a book on fire, I’d probably do it. Unless he was just threatening my sister, Brenda*. She’s the worst.)
- Comedy. Thank God for it, am I right? I feel like we could always use a laugh, but these days it feels way more than necessary. The world seems to be on fire everywhere we turn, but comedians are making me laugh in spite of and sometimes about it all.
- Macaroni and Cheese. Do I really need to explain myself here?
- Tacos. See #3.
- Dogs. Specifically mine. They are the best, even when they’re vomiting in the middle of the night and shedding everywhere. I love them. They make me feel less like a weirdo because when I talk to them they look at me and say “Cool. HEY LOOK AT THIS BONE I FOUND IN MY TOY BASKET.” Their support is unwavering.
- Grammarly. I write a lot and I often make mistakes – even when I know the proper use of “there,” “their,” and they’re. For example, when writing #5, I definitely typed “they’re support is unwavering” BECAUSE I AM A FLAWED HUMAN, but Grammarly was all “Hey girl, you did a dumb thing, but don’t worry. I got you.”
- You. Awwww. I know. So cute. But really, you are amazing. And I love you. The fact that you are just sitting around reading the weird stuff that comes out of my brain makes me love you. Many virtual hugs from me to you, dear reader, because every time I get a like or a comment from you I remember that I am not alone and that someone out there enjoys my thoughts and that is a really nice, warm, and fuzzy feeling. Like a peach. You are peachy. And thank you for being you 🙂
So what about you? What are you thankful for right now? Tell me in the comments below.
*Fun fact! I don’t actually have a sister named Brenda. BECAUSE SHE IS DEAD TO ME.
Side note: Thank you all for your crazy awesome tips about how to shop more ethically and be a better person in the world on my last post! I AM FALLING SO FAR DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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