My Bestbian is on her way to visit me from Boston RIGHT NOW and I am beyond excited because I haven’t seen her since my wedding day (which was sadly the day I married someone other than her. Damn you, sexuality!)
We have MUCH catching up to do, so forgive me if this post is a little frazzled. Afterall, she now has to get to know me as a married lady and not her awesome, super hot single friend.
Just kidding. I’ve always been a married lady – I just only got the spouse recently.
Anyway, The Mr is yelling at me without using his words right now because the house needs to be cleaned just a little bit more before Bestbian arrives. I realize that sounds confusing, but it is possible to yell without actually using any sounds from your body. Basically, he’s just walking around cleaning, but he’s doing it really loudly, and history has taught me that this means “PLEASE GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND HELP ME PREPARE FOR YOUR FRIEND.”
Or maybe he’s just really passionate about cleaning?
Anyway, I should probably go… but to make up for this very scattered blog post, I’ll be doing a live Q&A on Sunday night at 8pmEST for public #SundaySupdates! You should totally join me.
Also, here’s a cute picture of my puppy who is definitely not this small anymore and is definitely trying to steal a sip of my vodka tonic as I write this. YOU’RE TOO YOUNG, ALOY.
#SundaySupdates, a live Q&A I do WHILST COOKING, is live and public this Sunday at 8pm! Most Sundays it’s just for the Patreon people, but the last Sunday of every month, I open it up to ALL OF YOU! Can’t make it? Post a question in the comments or on Twitter using the hashtag #SundaySupdates and I’ll answer it during the livestream!
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