It’s almost Valentine’s Day, folks. Yes, the time of year where we eat chalk-flavored candies with grammatically incorrect messages of love on them. The only time of year that a stuffed animal is a totally normal thing for an adult to give to another adult.
Of course, it’s also the time of year for all us singles to be angry and bitter at the world. Because that’s apparently what we do now. (Singles Awareness Day? Really? We’re not a suffering group of starving or oppressed children. Get ahold of yourselves.)
Anyway, love is in the air and everyone is talking about relationships (or Sochi). So in honor of that, I’m giving you this image that my best friend “John Hamm” scrawled out and sent to me one evening last week while she was out at the bar. Because nobody drunkenly venn diagrams like that woman: