Problem? I Don’t Have a Problem.

This is what part of my kitchen looks like:

COFFEEEEEEEEEEE

From left: Kyle the Keurig, Meryl the Standard Drip Coffee Maker, Gregory the Deluxe Coffee Grinder, my sister’s Home-Roasted Coffee Beans, Henri the French Press, and Alessandro the Espresso Machine

Let me explain: The French Press and the regular drip coffee maker are both originally mine. As in, I obtained them on my own because I needed wanted them. Everything else? Those were gifts from various people.

My friend’s mom called me a week before I moved out to Connecticut and told me that she had been cleaning out the attic and found some stuff I might want. When I got there to look at the “stuff” I found the espresso machine, and upon that espresso machine was a sticky note with my name on it. It would have been rude at that point to not take it.

Then a few days later, I went out for one last goodbye dinner with another friend of mine. When I got to the restaurant, she was sitting there with a giant gift bag on the seat next to her.

“What was inside,” you ask? The Keurig. Again, what kind of friend would I be to not accept such a thoughtful gift?

So… fast-forward to Christmas: the grinder appears in my life. That glorious baby has 18 different settings so that I can now grind whatever coffee beans I like to suit whichever coffeemaker I so choose to use that morning. It’s like absolute bliss for me. I also got various bags of coffee beans which are now happily residing in my freezer, awaiting the day that I say, “Congratulations! You get to fuel me for the next few days! You have been chosen!” In my head, I picture the bags of coffee all reacting like those aliens in Toy Story. You know the ones: they’re all stuck in the claw machine and they go “Ooooooo,” and it’s super adorable yet kind of terrifying. Yeah, that’s my coffee.

I know what you’re thinking: Wow. Emelie must really like coffee.

You’re right. I do. I practically worship the stuff. Some people say I have a “problem” or an “addiction,” but I know they’re all just joking around, because there hasn’t been an intervention yet, and interventions are, like, really in right now, you guys.

Not to mention, if people really thought it was a problem they wouldn’t be enabling me, right? I mean, who gives a crack addict a pipe for Christmas? Let’s be honest.

Plus, studies* show that 2 cups of coffee a day is really good for you, and by my logic, that must mean that 8 to 10 cups of coffee a day is REALLY good for you.

Basically, I’m just super health-conscious.

Also, feel free to send me coffee.

*I can’t think of specific studies right now, but I know they’re out there. 

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15 Responses to Problem? I Don’t Have a Problem.

  1. Ramona says:

    I love this post! What a wonderfully kind person you are to accept all those gifts so humbly! Coffee is a glorious gift and we should enjoy it every day!

  2. Roxie says:

    Have you ever tried Gevalia? My very most favorite!!! I especially like the Stockholm roast. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

  3. Kate says:

    How often do you use each of them? I don’t drink coffee but have my boyfriend’s Keurig at my apartment and use it for hot chocolate 🙂

  4. Phil says:

    I just made a pot of coffee to have while reading blogs and emails. I will drink the whole pot myself. I dont think I have a problem, right?

    Yes, the IV thing is a great idea!

  5. First of all, you have awesome friends. Second, OMG.. Finally someone who loves coffee as much as I do! Seriously, I could have an IV drip! And I get as excited over finding a new coffee, a better coffee, an AWESOME coffee, as I do about discovering an extra $200 in my acct.! Yes, yes I do. I find absolutely nothing wrong with your collection of all things java joe, in fact I’m a lit’l jealous and your photo is now my shopping list! Clearly, I’m lacking. 🙂 – Great post. – Stopping by from Bloppy Bloggers, FB

  6. Amy says:

    lmao beautiful post. Love me some coffee!

  7. Joanne Viola says:

    I loved this!! Finally someone who understands my {{addiction}} for lack of a better work,LOL. All I know is I am having my pot of coffee, alone, in quiet, while reading this post. And that, my friend, makes for a great morning 🙂 I visited from the SITS as you were the link just before me. And I am so glad that you were! Have a great weekend!

  8. Hatton says:

    HA! I love coffee too. Which one is your favorite??

  9. Bev says:

    Haha, that is awesome! I have my Cuisinart that I use everyday, that grinds the beans for you. We also have a French press (which we never use, but my husband insists on keeping), and I finally convinced him to give away the espresso maker that we got at a yard sale that we used once in about three years.

  10. Nicole says:

    From one coffee addicted blogger to another: I see no problem here. 🙂

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