So, a few weeks ago, my bestie (who has decided to go by “John Hamm” on this blog for legal reasons) posted this on my Facebook wall with the message “Please take and report back to me”:
Initially, my result was that John Hamm and I were Seth and Evan from Superbad. The following conversation happened in the comments of said Facebook posting:
JH: Haha I got Romy and Michelle from Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion.
Me: What?? I like your view of our relationship way better. I’m gonna take it again and go with the answers I decided against for certain questions.
Me: At first I answered “tearfully” for our fighting solutions… then I switched to “talk it out” …to me? Same diff.
JH: To be fair, it’s usually a fine combination of both.
Me: Exactly! Anyway, we’re so much more like Romy and Michelle.
JH: I’ve never seen that movie, but from what I can tell it’s accurate haha
Me: Same here! I’m thinking that we have a movie night? Over the phone?
JH: Done. Now I just have to acquire it.
Me: HOW IS IT NOT ON NETFLIX?!?
JH: I already checked, Netflix didn’t even know it was a movie according to my search.
Me: Whoa, Netflix. Whoa.
JH: It ruins my life in more way than one.
JH: And no, I am not concerned that we are having a chat in the comments like it’s instant message.
Me: Are you kidding me? This is already a future blog post. Working title: “John Hamm and I Aren’t Afraid to PDA.”
Me: It needs work, but it’s there.
JH: Everyone who reads your blog is gonna be like, “What’s all this stuff about John Hamm? I liked it better when she was writing about dog poop…”
Me: Yeah, but he hasn’t shit himself in a while, so you’re all I’ve got.