Last night I took Gio out to go to the bathroom, but it was really dark and I got scared, so I only let him pee, which makes me a terrible dog owner, but in my defense I took him inside so that I could tell The Mr that he had to take Gio outside again to poop because I was pretty sure there was a murderer hiding behind the tree in our yard and I knew that if I stayed out there any longer he would sneak up on me and stab me, you know right in the base of my spinal column or something? That way I’d be paralyzed and unable to move or say anything and The Mr would never know. So I ran inside.
The Mr basically just looked at me like this when I explained everything:
Which is justified.
It should be noted that what spurred all of this on was Kate McKinnon’s SNL IT sketch in which she was Kellyanne Conway/Pennywise/Kellywise. This was a comedy sketch. I had nightmares.
I mean… I also laughed. But mainly because I was terrified.
And now for some business:
- I’ll be volunteering at the Gilmore Girls Fan Fest today and on Sunday in Kent, CT! Come say hi! I’ll be the one in a volunteer shirt who looks like me. The Mr will be there on Saturday. If any of you are there and you see him, take pictures and tag me. It’ll be like a fun scavenger hunt!
- The giveaway is still open (because am I really not popular enough for even 10 of you to want some free books and patreon perks? Maybe that means you’d be ahead of the trend by becoming an Awkward Ambassador so early… Think about it.)
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