I’m Essentially Just a Giant Failure Who Loves Christmas.



This is without a doubt my favorite time of year. This and summer. And fall. And Spring.

Okay, I kind of love all the seasons, but the Christmas time is one of the best. For sure.

I started playing Christmas music in my apartment while I decorated today and then I made some cookies that turned out terribly. Martha Stewart is a liar and her recipe did NOT work. Nevermind the fact that I was missing like… half of the appliances she told me to use. I figure that if the woman is willing to lie on her taxes, she has no reason to be truthful to me. Therefore, it’s not my fault that these things were gross.

In other news, I failed hardcore at NaNoWriMo, but congrats to those of you who succeeded! Congrats to those of you who worked your asses off to get it done. I’m proud of you all. Me? I chose the worst year to attempt this. I moved on October 25th, started my new job a few days later, which is a retail job, and then decided to attempt to write a novel, all while trying to meet new people and find the grocery store. I am not Wonder Woman.

In other words, this is just a post to say that even though the East Coast has no snow, Christmas is coming and I can’t do anything, but I’m still happy. So yay.

So how are all of you?

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4 Responses to I’m Essentially Just a Giant Failure Who Loves Christmas.

  1. Kate Schlademan says:

    First of all you are right. Martha is a liar. Second of all you are so far from being a failure. I’m so proud of you and miss you every day!

  2. Phil says:

    You’re not a failure. You just have a lot of stuff going on. Heck, I won’t even decorate until the week before Christmas so you got me beat!

  3. RageMichelle says:

    If it makes you feel any better, I too fail at many things.

    And I didn’t even attempt the month long writing project…I hope your holiday is awesome. Genuine is better than perfect, anyway. 🙂

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