Dear Diary: What Has Greg Been Up To? Part 2.

Read Part 1 Here

So, this week, it’s all about the Return of Greg!!

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

Dear Diary: I’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not, Diary!

Dear Diary: Does Greg really look how we think he does, or is he just constantly cosplaying himself?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has been traveling the mighty amazon? In a boat shaped like his hat?

Dear Diary: I wonder how many more tattoos Greg has gotten since he left!

Dear Diary: Do they grant him favors when he travels among certain indigenous peoples?

Dear Diary: Is Greg the Avatar?

Dear Diary: Along that line… Has Greg discovered Navi? Did James Cameron base his movies on Greg?

Dear Diary: Did Greg go back in time and invent the sock hop? I sure hope so, Diary…

Dear Diary: …or the jitterbug?

Dear Diary: Is the Charleston of Greg’s creation, too?

Dear Diary: Did Greg invent so many daces because, as a teenager, he moved to a town that outlawed dancing?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg was at the ratification of the Constitution? Did Greg stick it to King George?

Dear Diary: Did Greg originally start time traveling to save Doc Brown?

Dear Diary: I’ll bet Greg invented the flux capacitor.

Dear Diary: Is Greg a real psychic detective, or is he just hyper observant?

Dear Diary: Has Greg been chillin’ in Middle Earth? Is he best friends with Tom Bombadil, Diary??

Dear Diary: Has Greg been aboard the Nostromo?

Dear Diary: Is Greg in Costa Rica? At Jurassic Park?

Dear Diary: Did Greg invent the four-part harmony? …all by himself?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg and the marmoset are still friends? What if the marmoset, accustomed to the time machine, became drunk with power?

Dear Diary: Is the marmoset now Greg’s nemesis?

Dear Diary: Are Greg and the marmoset waging an eternal war throughout all of time? That would be epic, Diary…

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has ever blamed it on the bossanova? If so, what was it?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has been training with yogi masters in India?

Dear Diary: How is his pigeon pose?

Dear Diary: Has Greg ridden an elephant?

Dear Diary: What do you think the chances are that Greg has become a deadly assassin with a blowgun?

Dear Diary: How many honorary degrees do you think Greg has? I’ll bet he has a wall of them!

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has befriended the Wiklevoss twins?

Dear Diary: Has Greg met Ben Affleck or Matt Damon yet?

Dear Diary: I wonder if Ben Affleck and Greg have started writing a movie yet…

Dear Diary: Is Greg the real Mark Zuckerburg?

Dear Diary: Do you think that Greg went to the year 3012 , partied, and then came back to tell Justin Bieber that it was only okay?

Dear Diary: Was Greg at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance?

Dear Diary: Has Greg been with Tom Cruise in the Danger Zone?

Dear Diary: Is Greg’s ego writing checks his body can’t cash?

Dear Diary: Has Greg been in one long volleyball game with Cruise and Val Kilmer?

Dear Diary: Was Greg at the Alamo?

Dear Diary: Did the marmoset forget the Alamo? Is that why they had a falling out?

Dear Diary: Has Greg been in an alternate universe? Hanging out with Leonard Nimoy? (#fringe)

Dear Diary: Has Greg been in an alternate universe? Hanging out with Lenoard Nimoy? (#StarTrek)

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg successfully traveled around the world in 79 days?

Dear Diary: Is Greg the man behind the curtain?

Dear Diary: Does Greg rule Oz, Diary?

Dear Diary: Does Greg have ruby slippers?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg went away to discover the lost world of Atlantis?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has wrestled a giant squid?

Dear Diary: Do you think Greg has discovered El Dorado?

Dear Diary: Did Greg sale the ocean blue in 1492?

Dear Diary: Is Greg’s marmoset actually an animagus?

Dear Diary: Is Greg the only other one who can do all those things like Gaston?

Dear Diary: Does Greg use antlers in all of his decorating?

Dear Diary: Is Greg roughly the size of a barge?

Dear Diary: Does Greg have biceps to spare?

Dear Diary: Is every last inch of Greg covered in hair? …Ew. I don’t know how I feel about that, Diary…

Dear Diary: Is Greg a werewolf?

Dear Diary: Did Stephanie Meyer base almost all of her characters on Greg?

Dear Diary: Is he hiding from the summer sun, Diary?

Dear Diary: Will Greg ever call me “spider monkey?”

Dear Diary: Do you think he ever calls the marmoset “spider monkey?” If so, does the marmoset find that offensive?

Dear Diary: Does Greg persecute harmless crackpots?

Dear Diary: Is Greg the NSA? Can he read these entries right now? I hope so, Diary…

The End. …For now.

 

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5 Responses to Dear Diary: What Has Greg Been Up To? Part 2.

  1. lisanewlin says:

    I love the Greg posts! I also have a question. If he was in fact at the Alamo, does he remember it?

    And if he has biceps to spare, I will take some.

  2. lisanewlin says:

    I love the Greg posts! I also have a question for him. If he was, in fact, at the Alamo, does he remember it?

    Also, if he has biceps to spare, can I have some?

    Biceps are French cookies, right?

  3. Roxie says:

    Dear Diary: I know Greg doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, does her prefer Dos Equis?

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