Okay, so I have so much to tell you all and I’ve missed writing this week.
To be honest, it’s not that I haven’t had the time. Many of my friends and family will tell you that I’ve been bored out of my mind and begging them to Skype me, but now that I’ve been here almost a week, I’m starting to kind of mentally adjust to all of this and HOLY CRAP CONNECTICUT IS AWESOME.
Also, get ready to deal with my insane ramblyness for a little while, because while I’m finally starting to settle, my brain is firing on all cylinders right now, and I’ve been drinking caffeinated tea and it’s making me all WEEEEE!!!!!
The boring stuff first: My job is great. I’m really psyched to be working in a tiny bookshop 40 hours a week and everyone is really nice. Blah blah blah.
I’m really sorry if that sounded braggy. It wasn’t meant to be. Probably.
Okay, done with the work stuff. Time to play. This next part will definitely be braggy.
So yeah. Be jealous. I don’t mind.
However, there is a price to pay for this type of living… other than the fact that it gets dark here at like 6PM and I have no friends outside of the Internet…
THIS PLACE IS A FRACKING TICK FACTORY.
I’m not kidding, you guys. I pulled 31 MOTHERFRACKING TICKS OFF MY DOG YESTERDAY ALONE.
And then I created a tick graveyard in a tealight candle, because THOSE BITCHES DESERVE TO BURN. I should have let one go so he could go back and warn the others…
For the sanity of us all, I did not photograph said waxy graveyard, because it’s disgusting and no one should have to see that. You’re welcome.
And don’t worry, I went to the vet this morning and got the magic juice that kills those bastards on contact and now Gio should be fine.
So yeah, Connecticut is awesome other than the tick thing, but so far my life as a Gilmore Girl is off to a great start! I haven’t found Luke’s Diner yet, but I will. Oh! I did get to meet Ann Leary, author of The Good House, and she was quite possibly the most adorable and charming woman I’ve ever met in my entire life. Read her books. All of them. I bought her memoir, An Innocent, a Broad, last night and it’s crazy incredible. Go to your local bookshop and buy it right now. Okay, I’m done rambling.
And now, in totally unrelated news, I found this badassery today and I feel it is only appropriate to leave you with it, because Haters gonna hate, and then we will outsmart them: