Commercials Often Throw Me Into a Fit of Rage

Okay, so this isn’t exactly a real post today, but I just saw this ad, and I need to share it with you all because it’s all I can think about.

What the actual frak? Can we all agree that this ad is filled with all sorts of extremely bizarre? Let’s break this down here:

At first I’m all “That’s a giant gong… And then I was all “those are some weird chicks. What music video is this? Oh… nevermind, it’s an eye-makeup commercial. Makeup will never make you that strong. This commercial is misleadi — OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS THAT SHIT? THIS IS FOR WEIGHT LOSS? WHO IS THAT GUY? WHAT IS HE DOING? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING????”

In other words, don’t take this drug. Please. You will not cause earthquakes or attend creepy raves where you have to wear all white and rub body oil on yourself… I mean, you might, but not because of that stuff.

Then again, it might work. I don’t really know what I’m talking about on a medical stand-point, but I totally know what I’m talking about as a viewer of the commercial. I’m just saying.

Carry on with your Monday, folks. And remember: You’re beautiful.

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17 Responses to Commercials Often Throw Me Into a Fit of Rage

  1. Elise says:

    I hardly watch TV and when I do it’s usually recorded so I FF through the commercials. Glad to know I’m not missing anything 🙂

  2. sophiebowns says:

    I watch very little TV with the exception of a very few select programmes such as ‘The Voice’ there’s so much rubbish on that I’d much rather write/ read a book!

  3. Karen says:

    I wonder if the people who write the commercials are having adverse reactions to the product they are selling.

  4. Ned's Blog says:

    I’m wondering if maybe this stuff comes from Xanadu? That would explain all the dancing. Although, no one is on roller skates, so I could be way off the mark.

  5. filbio says:

    What was the question again? I’m still too busy looking at the girls. Is this our future Earth?

  6. Amber says:

    Agree! Some commercials are crazy. Like the period commercials where women are dancing? No.

  7. I have such little tolerance for commercials, probably due to primarily recording all of our TV shows. Most of the commercials just seem bizarre or such a waste of time!

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