Because when I get murdered, it will be adorable.

So I went out to Providence, RI yesterday for a conference and on the 2.5 hour drive back something weird happened. So, I obviously texted people about it as soon as I got home. One of those people was a friend of mine who has decided to call himself “The Professor” on this blog.

Me: I made it home. Almost got murdered, but I’m good.

The Professor: Oh gosh. You okay?

Me: Yeah. Someone was tailing me on the highway, and then they got off the highway when I did and kept tailing me, so I felt like they were maybe following me, right? And THEN I remembered this one movie I saw about some murderers who legit just picked a random car that they were driving behind and decided to follow that guy home and murder him. You know, for kicks. So I was all “This is it. This is how I die.” But then I pulled into my driveway and they kept going.

The Professor: Yeah, that is spooky… Maybe they were just marking your house…for later.

Me: Oh gosh. They’re so coming back…

The Professor: Yep. Make sure Gio is on alert.

Me: Ugh… so murder avoided… for now.

The Professor: Lol. I’m sure you’re okay. Stars Hollow is essentially crimeless.

Me: You can’t make assumptions like that, Professor. You’ve never even been here. Don’t act like you know us. We caYou're kind of cute in that  -she's (1)n murder if we want to.

The Professor: Ok fine. You are going to get murdered. Get a baseball bat. Or pepper spray. Or a gun. I was raised by republicans, I can help you with that.

Me: No thanks. I’ve decided that if someone ever really breaks into my house to murder me, I’ll just talk to them and accept my fate, whatever it may be.

The Professor: That’s very kind of you.

Me: I’ll be like “Dude, let me make you some coffee and let’s just chat this out.” … Or Gio will kill them.

The Professor: That’s kind of cute in a terrible “she’s going to die being so friendly” sort of way.

Me: That’s how I always thought I’d go…

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13 Responses to Because when I get murdered, it will be adorable.

  1. B says:

    Maybe you’ll end up killing them…with kindness!

  2. Erini says:

    I TOTALLY think the same thing whenever someone starts tailing me when I drive! I think there were a few times in high school I even took weird ways home just to shake them.

    • Emelie says:

      I’m so glad I’m not alone!! And I thought about it, but my exhaustion overcame my will to live, so I just went straight home and hoped for the best.

  3. Roxie says:

    You really ARE Rory!

  4. Jessica says:

    If i thought someone was following me I would so NOT go to my house and just keep driving… your friend is right, they might be marking your house for later. I know, I’m crazy but I think the same way haha! I’m glad you are safe 🙂

    Jessica
    the.pyreflies.org

  5. Kendall says:

    Any time someone follows me for more than a few blocks I start getting suspicious. I’m a bit paranoid. I’m glad you’ve yet to be murdered! 🙂

  6. Lisa Newlin says:

    I think the only innacuracy in this entire piece is the “I’ll make you some coffee” part. Ha! You’d already have a full pot brewed. I know you better than that.

    And I’m glad you weren’t murdered.

  7. Chelsea says:

    Just found your blog and love it! I do the same thing anytime someone is behind me for to long, I may be a bit paranoid:) Anyway, lovely!

    http://www.hollandsreverie.blogspot.com

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