Monthly Archives: April 2015

Vomitoriums are not what we think they are. Also, I’m too weak to think of a real title.

I am not in shape. I’m thin, yes, but I’d still be one of the first to go in the zombie apocalypse. I just don’t have the stamina. It’s also that time of year when I’m cleaning out my apartment … Continue reading

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I’m basically an expert on keeping relationships interesting.

So last night I was on the phone with Boyfriend while he was cleaning out his car. Me: Hey! I’m planning on doing that tomorrow too!! I can’t wait. It really needs it. Boyfriend: I know, so does mine. Me: What are … Continue reading

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Nothing can ever prepare you for this.

I lost a friend to suicide this week. It’s not that I thought I was ready for this or anything. No one is ever ready for something like this. I just thought that maybe – just maybe – I understood it … Continue reading

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