Monthly Archives: June 2014

I don’t think I’m doing this whole “sexting” thing correctly, you guys.

You know when you’re in the beginnings of a romantic interest and you do your best to make sure that the other person sees mainly all the wonderful and charming details about you? As far as you and that person … Continue reading

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Because Dad Is Here.

My dad surprised me and came to visit last night, so today I am hanging out with him and making sure he doesn’t scamper off and assassinate someone, as I’m sure that that’s the real reason he’s come to town… Anyway, … Continue reading

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This Superpower is USELESS.

So a really great thing happened to me today. I woke up and was all “Today is gonna be great!” I made myself a full pot of coffee (duh) and some eggs and toast. I was all “Look at me … Continue reading

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An Oldie, but a Goodie, because #TBT… and my mom.

The great thing about me posting on Thursdays is that whenever I don’t have the time, I can just be all “THROWBACK THURSDAY, BITCHES!” and then all of you, my Duckies, are just like “Yay!! Trending social media topics!! I … Continue reading

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