Monthly Archives: February 2014

Dear Life, I Will Stay Positive, So Just Stop Trying to Piss Me Off. You’re Wasting Your Time.

So, the other day, I posted this on Facebook: Day 1: I’m driving home and it’s been a warm day, so I’m not thinking about ice. I go around a bend in the road and  suddenly my car is like … Continue reading

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Awkwardly Awesome People to Be Aware of #2: Kelsey

So remember back in December when I was all “check out these guys who are saving the world by climbing mountains!” Well, now I’ve got another person to introduce you to: Meet Kelsey: Kelsey and I met while we were … Continue reading

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Blame It On the Cha-a-a-a-a-amomile

A conversation between my sister and I: Me: I’ve been having a really hard time falling asleep lately, so I started drinking chamomile tea. Sister: That’s a good idea. Me: Yeah, and it’s helping, BUT it’s giving me really weird dreams. … Continue reading

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To All You Bitter Singles Out There

Yesterday I posted a really quick post dealing with relationships and how my best friend “John Hamm” basically broke down every relationship any of us has ever had.  You should go check that out if you didn’t see it yesterday. I … Continue reading

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Relationships with John Hamm

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, folks. Yes, the time of year where we eat chalk-flavored candies with grammatically incorrect messages of love on them. The only time of year that a stuffed animal is a totally normal thing for an adult … Continue reading

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The Infallible Logic of Snow Day Magic

Today is proof that even after college, sleeping in your pajamas inside out works every time. Why? BECAUSE I GOT A SNOW DAY, BITCHES! Now, there are some negative sides to this. For example, I live alone on 100 acres … Continue reading

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