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- I’m not even allowed to think about watching Mindhunter.
- But then I realized that it was Friday the 13th and all of this seemed normal
- It’s GIVEAWAY TIME!
- So maybe I’m not marketable.
- We can do this.
- What even is “A Scissor” anyway?
- Gym Drake is my Unicorn: A Sequel
- “SCATTER!” -My Brain.
- So… THIS HAPPENED.
- I’m probably going to go to jail soon.
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Okay, so I have to go off on a rant here. Some mother-effing critters, like bunnies or chipmunks or something else annoyingly adorable, are eating my vegetables, and I am PISSED. Normally, I’m an extremely animal friendly person. I’m a … Continue reading
Everyone. Awkwardly Wonderful Dating Advice has officially premiered! I know, I know. You’re all “OMG MY DREAMS ARE FINALLY COMING TRUE!” and I’m all “I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!” And that’s totally how you should feel, because, let’s face it, this is … Continue reading