Monthly Archives: June 2013

It Was Either Murder… Or a Really Disappointing Birthday…

Okay, so I had to share this with you guys. As many of you know, I live in Suburbia. The crime rate here is pretty darn low. Well, every now and again something weird pops up among the sprinkling of … Continue reading

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Throwback!!

Alright, duckies. Unfortunately, I’m hella busy today with work and other junk, so I don’t have time to sit down and really make an awesome post for you all. I know, I’m sad, too… However, this does mean that I … Continue reading

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Awkwardly Wonderful Dating Advice

Everyone, it’s official: My new web series, Awkwardly Wonderful Dating Advice, with Rachel (or as many of you have come to know her as: “Pixie Stick”) from Wandering Through Wonderland is scheduled to film it’s first episode this Saturday. There … Continue reading

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And Then Kidz Bop Proved That They Had More Street Cred Than I Do.

Okay, so we all know that my street cred is like… off the shizzy. I mean, growing up in Suburbia as a white chick has certainly made me the dopest. And because of that, I know you guys visit this … Continue reading

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It’s Like Having New Neighbors… Who Serve Me Wine When I Pay Them To.

So… a wine bar opened up literally right up the street from my house. As in, I can walk there in under 2 minutes. In other words, my life just got so much better while having the potential to become … Continue reading

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We’re Always Ready for a Good Time. Obviously.

A conversation I had with John Hamm the other day via text. I think It’s important to note the time of day. It wasn’t even noon yet.  JH: Two things: One, check Twitter. Two: You’re welcome. Me: One: I just … Continue reading

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I’m Actually Surprised That I Made It Through Security.

So, as you may or may not remember, Duckies. Last week I was in New York City. This story has nothing to do with that, though, because the entire thing takes place in line at the airport. So, there was … Continue reading

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And This is Why You Shouldn’t Have a “Family Chiropractor”

A conversation I had with my chiropractor this week: Him: Hey, so how are you feeling? Back is okay? Neck is okay? Me: Yeah, it’s all doing okay, except I got one of my migraines a few days ago, but … Continue reading

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It’s a Strange Form of Logic…

A conversation I had last night with Gumby: Me: Ugh… I’m so tired… I don’t know if I’ll make it home… Gumby: Just go outside and get a mouthful of sand. Me: … …what? Gumby: What? There’s no way you could … Continue reading

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Dear Diary: I’m Feeling Nostalgic

For some reason, I’ve been thinking a lot about when John Hamm, Lemon, and I used to write these ridiculous diary posts about our now former co-worker, Greg. He was the best… And then he ran away because having girls … Continue reading

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