Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Slag and the Hag

A conversation that I had via text with John Hamm this weekend: Me: Do you work tonight? JH: Nope. Off all day. Me: Lucky… JH: Yeah, except for the part where I’m not making any money. Me: That’s what those … Continue reading

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And the Winner Is….

Alright, people!! Ready to find out what your name will be for the rest of eternity here on my blog?? Congratulations, to Jean because you will all forever be referred to as DUCKIES!!!! Jean, email me with your mailing info … Continue reading

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It’s Time for a Giveaway! Yay!! Part II – The Voting.

Alright, “Readers”! If you didn’t read yesterday (for shame, first of all), I’m doing a giveaway based on the idea of calling you guys something other than “readers” – the fun part is that you get to choose the name! … Continue reading

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It’s Time for a Giveaway!! Yay!

Happy Thursday, Readers! I’ve decided that I don’t like calling you guys “Readers” anymore. It’s so plain, and let’s face it: I am nowhere near plain, and by association and the fact that you willingly read my blog every day, … Continue reading

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I’m Being Productive in My Real Life Today, Which Means I’m Being Lazy on the Internet.

Today I am copping out of writing a post and instead doing a throw-back to the old days because I’ve decided that not cleaning my apartment for one more day might actually be illegal. So, in the spirit of productivity, … Continue reading

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And Then Someone Thought I Was Funny Enough to Guest Post.

It’s Tuesday, everyone! Do you know what that means?? Plenty of things! Today is actually an awesome day because on of my blogging BFF’s GK Adams had me do a guest post today for her! How exciting!! First of all, … Continue reading

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I’m Pretty Sure It Was Clark Kent in the Squirrel Costume.

Happy Monday, readers!! Today is a super special day because today is the day after my best friend, John Hamm, got accepted into law school!!!! I am so happy for her and I can’t wait to do illegal stuff and … Continue reading

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What’s Worse: That People Googled This Stuff or That It Brought Them Here?

Happy Friday, readers!! (I really wish we could figure out a new name for you guys…”readers” is just so dull and generic…) Anyway, Spring is finally in the air and I cannot wait to go outside!! So today, I am … Continue reading

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I’m Boycotting GoodReads. It’d Be Awesome If You Joined Me.

I know. It’s a big dream. GoodReads is amazing. You’ll probably never leave them. But the thing is that Amazon just bought them, so in my eyes, they’ve officially gone over to the dark side. I’ve talked about the fact … Continue reading

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And Now I’m Committed to Reading Book Porn

Guys. I just read the synopsis of Ricochet (the book that won this month’s Book Review Drawing). This is why I should probably do my research before the drawing! I was all “Oh! Exciting! A book called Ricochet! I’m so … Continue reading

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