Monthly Archives: April 2013

Yes. All of This Did Actually Happen.

So, yesterday I had to go to my lady doctor (sorry dudes, but I promise to not go into any awful details!), which is just an all-around unwanted experience for every woman. I have literally never met a woman who … Continue reading

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Ready for My Day? I Sure Am!

Hello, Duckies! Today is a massive day of productivity for me. I’m hardcore cleaning my apartment, which feels freaking fantastic. As you can imagine, I don’t do these things in any sort of normal fashion. I have to make everything … Continue reading

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I Feel Like I’m Constantly Asking You All Not To Judge Me…

A conversation I had with John Hamm while running this morning: Me: What did you do last night? JH: Hung out with Lemon and watched some TV. Started season 2 of Vampire Diaries. Me: …Seriously? JH: It’s actually really good! … Continue reading

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Dinner at Gumby’s Means Weird Conversations. There’s No Way Around It.

Yesterday was Gumby’s birthday, so he cooked dinner for all of us (???) and it was delicious. The potatoes needed salt, but other than that, I was pleased. (You’re welcome, Gumby, my love.) Here are some snippits of conversations had … Continue reading

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This Isn’t a Real Post Because I’m Slightly Hungover on a Wednesday. No Judgement.

Last night (which was indeed a Tuesday…), John Hamm, Lemon and I got drunk and watched Jurassic Park. Yes, that is the perfect Tuesday. Except there were no tacos involved, which is what usually happens on our Tuesday evenings… This … Continue reading

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This Post Reeks of ADD and I’m Sor— BUNNY!!!

Sorry for being lame and not blogging yesterday… or Saturday… I know you all must have thought that I hated you and resented you all for something, but stop being so desperate, Duckies! Have faith in my love for you! … Continue reading

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An Update On the Giant Chicken

Okay, so, my Duckies, it turns out that the giant chicken, whom I have lovingly named Jay-Z (it only makes sense since Jenny Lawson’s Chicken is named Beyonce), is….. wait for it….. not for sale. 🙁 The lady who owned … Continue reading

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JENNY LAWSON, WE FOUND BEYONCE’S BROTHER!!!

This is what I woke up to yesterday: John Hamm: THIS COULD BE OUR LIFE:     Me: OH. MY. GOSH. Is that the same one Jenny Lawson has??? WE SHOULD BUY IT FOR GUMBY’S BIRTHDAY! John Hamm: Haha yes! … Continue reading

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Why Bloodhound Gang Should Never Play a Part in Your Pick-Up Lines…

I can’t believe I even feel the need to say this, but last night I witnessed one of the weirdest situations. What happened to men simply asking a girl out for a drink or dinner? I’m not asking someone to … Continue reading

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It’s Like Being a Disney Princess… Except All My Forest Friends Are Jerks.

Alright, Duckies, I need your help. For the past four days, I’ve been waking up to a Robin flying face first into my kitchen windows every three seconds, starting at 5AM. That’s right, guys, a freaking bird is trying to … Continue reading

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