Monthly Archives: December 2012

Bloggers Are So Weird… and By “Weird”, I Mean “Freaking Awesome.” Also, I’m Not a Lesbian.

Last night I met up with Pixie Stick for drinks when I got out of work. This girl is an amazing woman who I’ve wished I was closer with for years now. She’s an amazing writer, a beautiful woman, and … Continue reading

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Was I Hallucinating or Were Asians Really Just Taking Pictures With Me?

I had the most awkward experience last night. Fiona and I had a really long day at work yesterday, topped off with an adorable Polar Express Pajama Party with 14 little kids under the age of 5. Now, you may … Continue reading

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Did I Not Mention That I’m a Total Nerd?

What? My love of Harry Potter and Battlestar Galactica didn’t give me away? I know, I know, I keep my weird nerdiness so well hidden, what with all of my suave sex appeal and sophisticated musings that you all come here for, but … Continue reading

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Don’t all Mothers Have “Unintentionally” Perverse Cookie Cutters?

So, today is a Swedish Christmas Holiday. December 13th is St. Lucia Day. In honor of this holiday, I got together with my mom to bake a bunch of Swedish Christmas cookies and saffron bread (St Lucia Buns!)  Now, as … Continue reading

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This is Why I Don’t Go Fishing

Last night John Hamm and I started watching The Perfect Storm when there was nothing else on TV. I had never seen this movie, but I’ve heard that it’s amazing, plus the first thing I saw was George Clooney, so … Continue reading

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Snow!!! and Other Stuff!

It’s finally here! It’s starting to fall!! Nothing is sticking just yet, but it’s a start! There are huge flakes just floating down from the sky and I am so happy it’s ridiculous. I don’t think I’ve been this happy … Continue reading

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John Hamm and I Have Weird Conversations at Work

This is legitimately a conversation that John Hamm, a few of the servers, and I had at the restaurant where we work: Co-worker: Did you know that ounce for ounce, cocaine is more expensive than gold? Me: So is saffron. … Continue reading

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He Was Obviously Drunk and Had No Idea What He Was Saying.

Hey there, favoritest readers of mine! How goes life? It’s the end of a long and mildly stressful week for me, and I am so happy to be sitting in my bed, coffee in hand. So, I hadn’t seen Dragon … Continue reading

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My House is Growing Money!

So last night I came home from work and as I opened my front door, a neatly folded dollar bill fluttered out from between the door and its frame. At first it freaked me the hell out. I thought it … Continue reading

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Nice to Meet You, Mr. Erin Brockovich.

So, yesterday, Fiona and I are working at the shop, selling books and stuff, like we do, when in comes this dude. Fiona: Hello, sir! How are you? Dude: Doing well, how are you ladies? Fiona: Great, thanks! Me: Can … Continue reading

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