Monthly Archives: November 2012

It’s the Most Awkwardest Time of the Year! (Ding… dong… ding… dong!)

That’s right folks. Christmas is in the freaking air AND I LOVE IT. This is by far the best time of year, people. It’s time for snow forts, ice skating, sweaters, and Santas on every corner that kids never seem … Continue reading

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Warning: There is Poo Mentioned in This Post.

Okay, so this post might get a little weird for some people, but personally, I was laughing too hard while having this conversation to not consider posting it – and then I relayed the story to Fiona and she was … Continue reading

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There’s a Little Old Lady Inside of Me, and I’ve Let Her Out to Play

It’s true, and I think that Dragon has known this fact for some time, but I’m really starting to come around to the truth of it in its entirety. There were a few signs that have always been there: 1) … Continue reading

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A Guest Post from John Hamm or The Story of How John Hamm and My Dad Became True Bros.

Hello, undoubtedly attractive blog readers! My name is John Hamm, and you might remember me from previous posts where I said and did things! This is my second guest-posting appearance, the first of which offers invaluable information on how blogs … Continue reading

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Don’t Mind the Girl in the Wolf Costume, She’s Here to Chase the Children.

Yup. Today I dressed up like a wolf and chased a bunch of kids around the woods. Don’t worry, Gio was with me. That doesn’t make it better, does it? Allow me to explain… My friend Jane (who is the … Continue reading

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It’s Difficult Being So Misunderstood.

So, the other night I was sitting around with Dragon, John Hamm and Gumby. We were watching TV and I think the ad for Lincoln came on or something, but I’m not really sure. That’s not important. What’s important is that … Continue reading

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Welcome to My Family, Dragon – and Yes, This Will Scar You Forever.

So, as you all know, yesterday was Thanksgiving. I really hope everyone had a great day yesterday. I know that it’s a cliche that Thanksgiving is a time to fight with your family and get drunk enough to tolerate your … Continue reading

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Please Stop Hitting On My Dog – It’s Getting Awkward for Everyone Involved.

I grew up owning the national dog of Surburbia, the Golden Retriever. In fact, my parents have two now, bringing our Golden Retriever total to three so far. So a lot of my dog knowledge had to be adjusted when … Continue reading

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That’s When I Decided That My Friends Are Scary Sometimes, but In That Funny Way.

My dear friend, Apollo, drives a car that might as well have come out of a cereal box. He’s driven this car since we were in high school, and I remember that when we were 16 and he first got … Continue reading

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And My Mother Makes Her Debut… with Assless Chaps

I have a strange life problem. Well… it’s really a blessing and a curse. I have a hot mom. Don’t get me wrong, 99% of the time, it freaking rocks to know that my parents are still so young at … Continue reading

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