Monthly Archives: October 2012

Someone Broke Into My Home and Gave My Dog a Pedicure.

Okay, what the hell is going on? Last night, I came home and saw what I thought was blood on my bed sheets. OMG BLOOD ON MY SHEETS! Naturally, I freaked out, and started checking my dog. I found what … Continue reading

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The Formerly Unreleased Dear Diary: Greg’s

So, recently John Hamm and I got together and did a spin-off post of “Dear Diary: Greg” about our friend Apollo. How were we supposed to know that Greg would get so upset and jealous?!? It was like another dog … Continue reading

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I Win at Shopping

Last night, Dragon and I were shopping at a huge corporate chain that I normally hate supporting, but due to the time of night and my meager finances, I didn’t have a choice.  Shopping with Dragon is always an ordeal. … Continue reading

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John Hamm is a Freaking Badass and Will Probably Have to Kill You.

So, John Hamm is going through the process of becoming a Foreign Service Officer. She just took her exam this week and she was super nervous about it. It’s just the first step in the process, and she won’t get … Continue reading

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If You Give a Dragon a Kitty

So, if you follow my twitter account, you know that I took Dragon to get a kitten yesterday. Holy adorable, Batman. This might have been the cutest thing a girlfriend could have ever witnessed.  And then I realized the severity … Continue reading

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