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- Congratulations: You Make Me Sick.
- Maybe it’s not me, after all… maybe it’s just my face!
- Oh, you know, just a normal day in my pants. OH WAIT NO.
- I feel like we’re doing the whole “romantic sunset” thing wrong.
- Not a real post, but a great reminder!
- Seven things I’m thankful for (and NONE OF THEM ARE BRENDA)
- I’ll probably only be happy if I’m naked and living in the forest at this point: A rant.
- It’s official: I’m becoming my father.
- Ten minutes.
- I’m Living with a Poop Ninja.
Monthly Archives: October 2012
That’s right, people. It’s Dear Diary: Greg – THE HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!! Come on, you had to have known this was coming – and if you didn’t, then you are sooooo welcome, because this is the best Halloween present anyone could … Continue reading
So, John Hamm and I are spending this weekend in Virginia with Apollo (because he has no friends and we needed to come out here and cheer him up/wing-girl for him friendship style). The very first thing we did after … Continue reading
So, as some of you know, John Hamm and I are spending the weekend in Virginia, visiting Apollo because he has no friends and needs some cheering up/socializing. I’m going to be writing all of this off as charity on … Continue reading
Some of you may remember my purchasing an AMAZING Elmo sandwich case a few weeks back. If not, go back and read about it, because it was seriously the best purchase of my life. Until a few days ago. … Continue reading
So, working in a bookshop means that I get to work with some of the most kindest and strangest people on earth – and I mean that in the most flattering way. My boss recently admitted that we could do … Continue reading
So.. I’m not so good with one-liners. I’m more of a…ramble awkwardly in that way where I’m constantly trying to explain what I mean with a zillion examples – like when people continue to just stare at my while I … Continue reading
So, yes. As you know, Blogger and I had a fight last week. Long story short – we’re officially broken up. In other words – WELCOME TO THE NEW SITE!!! Oh man, you guys, there is so much cool stuff … Continue reading
I work a few jobs, one of them being a hostess at a wine bar and restaurant. The owners of this restaurant started a foundation a few years back when they lost a dear friend to Triple Negative Breast Cancer. … Continue reading
Last night, I got out of work and went home to pick up my dog and laundry before heading over to my parents’ house for the week. John Hamm was going to meet me there for a wine and movie … Continue reading