Monthly Archives: September 2012

Dear Diary:…. APOLLO?!?!?!

You’ve all met Apollo, right? He doesn’t get Harry Potter, but he gets me Harry Potter things? Yeah, that guy. So recently, he tried to tell me that he was adventurous. I did two things: First, I laughed so hard … Continue reading

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My Gift from Apollo Finally Arrived!!

So, as you know, this world is an unjust one. For example, my friend Apollo went to Harry Potter World a few weeks ago and I didn’t, which I wrote about here. The reason I’m bringing this up is that Apollo … Continue reading

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Screw You, I’ll Be the Town Animal Control!!

So, the other night I was having dinner with my friend and co-worker, “Kelloggs”. He did not pick this name, but it was given to him due to the fact that he is a giant flake. Get it? I know, … Continue reading

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Ladies, Watch BSG – You’ll Be Pleased.

I will admit. I never wanted to start watching Battlestar Galactica. I was convinced that it was one of the nerdiest shows ever. John Hamm rolled her eyes every time I made fun of her for watching it, insisting that … Continue reading

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The Brief Yet Glorious Life of @DearDiaryGreg on Twitter

So, Greg recently went on a two week vacation. Naturally, Lemon, John Hamm and I were all very distraught about what the heck we would do while he was gone. Who would we obsess over? How could we write about … Continue reading

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Auditors Do Not Make Good Harry Potter Fans.

One of my oldest friends, who for the purposes of this blog has requested to be referred to as “Apollo” (specifically from Battlestar Galactica, not the god), was texting me last week from his business trip in Florida. That information … Continue reading

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There Must Be Something in the Water

Okay, so the strangest thing just happened to me and I need to share it with all of you. My dog peed himself today. Let me explain… Every Monday Gio and I meet my friend “Jane” and her dog/direwolf Eli … Continue reading

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