Monthly Archives: August 2012

I Cannot Cook Without Supervision: Why You Should Worry About Me Living Alone

My dog, Giovanni (he does not require a pseudonym as he is a dog, so yes, that is his real name) and I went over to my parents’ house a few weeks back, just to hang out and allow him … Continue reading

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Dear Diary: Greg’s Letting Me Write About Him on the Internet!

One of my jobs is as a hostess at a swanky wine bar (frightened by the fact that they let me be the welcoming face of a fancy restaurant? I understand.) A few of my friends who work there started … Continue reading

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Explosive Diarrhea is Good for Every Relationship!

My boyfriend, who sarcastically has requested to be called “Dragon” in this blog in place of his real name only to have me take him seriously (you’re welcome readers), is a guy who is only slightly more than tolerant of … Continue reading

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