So earlier this morning, I was working on a new financial breakdown for the blog. It was very exciting, as I’m sure you can imagine.
I’m pretty bad at marketing my own blog, compared to other people. Most of that is a time issue. I work full time and I do all of the social media for my day job, so when I get home, marketing my own stuff falls pretty far down on my list of to-dos after taking care of the dogs, attempting to cook dinner, doing laundry, and spending time with The Mr.
But now that I’m making a little bit of money via patreon, I’ve been thinking about making a bigger investment in this good ol’ bloggy thing that I do.
I was discussing it with The Mr this morning:
Me: So I was thinking that 10% of everything I earn will continue to go toward a charity of the Awkward Ambassador’s choosing and 10% would go towards advertising, like boosting posts on Facebook or whatnot, and then the rest of the money will go towards covering the other expenses like the domain fee and the web hosting fee and all that.
The Mr: That makes sense.
Overall, a pretty standard, boring, run of the mill conversation.
Until I looked down at my phone five minutes later and saw this email:
So… it’s official. My new iPhone is listening to everything and Facebook is on the other end of the line, which is disturbing, but also I’m pretty sure there is nothing I can do about it, so I’m thinking that maybe I should just take advantage of this opportunity, right? I mean, why not turn a weird thing into a great thing?
So, Facebook, while you’re listening…
- If you know me so well, why are you always showing me weird pictures of myself right off the bat from like seven years ago? I don’t need to see that awkward time in my life. It’s a rude awakening in the morning. I don’t need to be confronted with the fashion of the early 2000s.
- Please create a no baby filter so that I can eliminate the endless stream of babies in my feed. Except my sister’s baby. He’s great.
- If you’re going to show me everyone’s political posts, please attach a picture or video of a cute puppy to make up for it.
- In fact, please attach more pictures or videos of cute puppies to most things that you do. It would greatly improve the user experience.
- If you run out of puppy pictures, pictures of otters will suffice.
- Every time someone writes a mean comment, can you just reword to say “I love you and you look nice today?” I feel like that would solve a lot of problems. Until people find out about it… then they might start getting offended by compliments and things will get all sorts of screwy.
- Maybe stop eavesdropping on my conversations? It’s making you seem a little… desperate? No… evil? No… creepy? Yeah. Creepy.
In other fun news with social media… This Sunday is the last #SundaySupdates episode of the year and it’s public for all, BUT — we’re switching things up and doing it on Instagram Live instead of YouTube! Sunday at 8pm join me on Instagram Live and watch me cook something Christmasy and answer your fun questions! If you need quick and cheap gift ideas, I’ll help you with ideas! If you just want to say hi, I’ll say hi back! The important thing is that you show up, because the party is so much more fun when your guests actually arrive! See you then!
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